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Thoughts I Had When There Was No Water In My House

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  1. Yay it’s The Bachelor time!
  2. Wow, this girl is so catty like how do you have friends?
  3. Your mole is annoying me.
  4. All this bitchiness is making me hungry
  5. Yay it’s pesto time! Only coz I can’t be arsed cooking
  6. Let’s boil some water and wait what
  7. Where did the water go
  8. OMG there is no water
  9. I need to pee
  10. I can’t make dinner
  11. Do I really have to eat tuna on toast instead
  12. Need.To.Pee
  13. It’s like my body knows I can’t pee so now I have to pee even more
  14. Body why you so mean
  15. Omg did we not pay the bill? But we didn’t get the bill!
  16. Checks online ‘major burst pipe in the Eastern suburbs….’ fuckkk
  17. *Has a panic attack and calls best friend*
  18. ‘I NEED TO PEE’
  19. ‘But if I stay at your house I’ll have to sleep on the floor and use towels as a pillow and a blanket right? Ugh’
  20. Hmm can I make it in 15 minutes for the bus
  21. YES WE CAN
  22. Okay wow I don’t even have a bag I can use for overnight stay
  23. I need to learn how to adult better
  24. Definitely need my zebra printed PJ’s and headphones and tissues and socks and money for a burger and my makeup bag so I don’t look ratchet tomorrow.
  25. Ugh I’ve removed my makeup but I’ll add lipstick coz what if I meet the love of my life on the bus
  26. Omg bus is coming in 4 minutes
  27. I CANT MAKE IT
  28. Maybe I should pee in the bushes and call it a day
  29. Let’s check the bushes
  30. Oh great the workers are right there and will see someone in zebra pants creeping around the bushes and peeing.
  31. Also, what if Billy the garden lizard is lurking about
  32. Great now I have a 30 minute wait
  33. OK let’s unbutton my jeans and not think about peeing
  34. Seriously guys, its 2015 why are pipes still bursting without any prior warning
  35. What if someone had diarrhea? Gross.
  36. Ugh 15 minutes to go, let’s check again
  37. *Water gushes out*
  38. PRAISE THE LORD
  39. I don’t have to sleep on the floor without a blanket, in 5 degrees.
  40. I don’t have to pee in the bushes and scare the workers and Billy the lizard.
  41. I will never take water for granted again
  42. *One hour later, still doesn’t make dinner and sits in front of the TV and takes the availability of water for granted*
Thoughts I Had When There Was No Water In My House